This Halloween, beware of these
frightening ghouls…
I know that some
of you out there will be helping their little ghosts and goblins go trick or treating
tonight so I wanted to send you some guidance about the monsters you may
encounter.
These are
monsters particular to the world of buying and selling businesses and so you
may not have been trained to recognize them.
Let’s begin with
David C Barnett’s 2019 Halloween Monster Mashup…
Fangorious Franchisor.
This is the vampire of the lot.
Imagine the top hat man from Monopoly with fangs. He’ll dazzle you with Community Chest Cards
then stop by regularly to sip 8% of your blood!
Swindling Seller. A
Mummy! Strong and powerful to behold but under the wraps, it’s all just
dust. Don’t lose your hard-earned money
to this fiendish fellow.
Piratey Purchaser.
When sailing the seas this Halloween, be careful not to come alongside
this swashbuckler. He’ll promise you the
world, then when he’s got your wares on his deck he’ll reveal that he has no
money and be off with your time and goods.
Gluttonous Guru.
He’s fat off the big fees he charges for advice that goes nowhere. When his advice doesn’t work for you, he’ll
tell you it’s your own fault! Just too scary to think about. If you see him,
run.
Avaricious Advisor.
There is always a new bit of paper that you need to do your deal. This shapeshifting creep will look like a
valued team member then slowly hack your purse to bits with more and more fees
for more and more services... but the deal will never get done!
Supervisory Succubus. Why don’t you like your job? Why do you dream of buying a business? It’s
because this ghoulish devil is secretly concocting spells in her office (along
with her friends in HR) to drive you insane!
This monster feeds off the agony of subordinates and will drain you
entirely by retirement. Escape is a
must!
So please, be
safe out there tonight and avoid these creatures of the night.
If you need help
traversing the forest of business deal-making after dark, reach out for my help
at https://www.BusinessBuyerAdvantage.com
Cheers
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